Week 50/51

Monday June 15th, 2015:

• Must clean, Rachel's coming tomorrow.....Eh, I've got all day.
• Oh hey, Hannah's back in town....oh, she's on her way over. WHERE"S THE VACCUM?!
• Phew, that was close. Ok this should be fun. Wait, are we watching Game of Thrones. Oh God. Oh no. Not again....
• <uncontrollable sobbing>
• I'll set my alarm for 7am. That should give me plenty of time to beat traffic, right?

Tuesday June 16th, 2015:

• It was absolutely NOT enough time to beat traffic.
• I think that dead cat on the side of the highway is moving faster than me right now.
• SHE'S HERE! God I hope my liver is ready for this.
• GO WARRIORS!!!

Wednesday June 17th, 2015:

• Glad it's not a scorcher for our beach day.
• HOLY DICK AND BALLS THIS WATER IS COLD!!!!!
• I think maybe I'll just lay here for awhile.
• What do you mean you want me to work tomorrow?!
• You're going to pay me how much???....I can start right now if you need me to.
• Maybe just one more quick swim now that the sun is out.
• I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY DECISION!
• She's putting shrimp in a cream sauce on top of a steak. I think this is the "Catch a Husband" recipe.
• Susan and Courtney have an interesting conversation after a few glasses (read: bottles) of wine.

Thursday June 18th, 2015:

• LET'S MAKE A DEAL!!!
• This is LITERALLY a test of stamina and sheer will power.
• Wayne Brady smells of manliness and rich mahogany.
• I seriously think I lost about 10 pounds and came very close to heat stroke during that taping.
• Now for some location scouting. Which for this company means find and lock down 3 different locations in one day with no money. Absolutely no reason to panic.

Friday June 19th, 2015:

• PANIC!
• I can now say that I know how it feels to be told to fuck off by multiple business owners.
• Huh...apparently all we had to do this whole time was give these people money. Who knew?
• Time to celebrate. 
• Hannah's even coming out with us. Oh yeah, tonight we're going HARD!
• Sure is crowded in this bar. I just need a couple drinks to get it started.
• Boy this music is loud. People are dancing so fast. The seats in the VIP section sure do look comfortable.
• Maybe we should just sit down for bit. I can't wait to get home and finish watching Orange is the New Black.
• Oh my God we're old. So old. So very fucking old.

Saturday June 20th, 2015:

• Can we just take a moment and think about last night.
• On second thought, I don't want to talk about it. 
• Rachel is cooking again. I wonder if I can live with her and her future husband so that I can eat like this everyday.
• Seriously, I'll bunk in the attic/basement. I mean do you see this shit?! Look at the picture! LOOK AT IT!!!
• Time to take Rachel's Star Wars virginity. I solemnly swear that she will know that HAN SHOT FIRST.

Sunday June 21st, 2015:

• Rachel's last day. Sad day. I'll never eat this good again.

The next week.

     I'm an AP again. I forgot how nice it is to be on the producer side of the line. Good money. No taking lunch orders for ungrateful cast and crew. No cleaning up behind everyone else. Just story. I need more of this. If I want to survive that is.