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Does anyone ever actually have a good Valentine's Day? Seems that most people are either miserable for not having anyone to celebrate with, or disappointed because they're celebration is never as magical as in the movies/TV shows/reality bullshit that they watch. Is they're a third group of those who are pleased with the day and it's outcome? Can Valentine's Day really ever live up to it's potential?
Asking for a friend.
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Does my enemy know that he's my enemy, or does he think me as his friend? He seems to go out of his way most days to make my life hell. But then he turns and makes jokes and does favors without me even asking. I'm confused.
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Walking out of the grocery store the other day, I heard a call for security to come to the front door. I wondered to myself what was going on, but decided to keep moving since I was expected back on set ASAP. I began loading the massive amounts of water and chips into the back of the truck, I noticed a small, albeit well dressed manager storming over to me. When he reached my vehicle, he gave the contents of my cart and truck a once over, and then asked me in the most accusatory way possible, "You got a receipt for all of that?" It took my mind a second to register what was happening. I pulled my receipt from my pocket and threw it at him. His eyes bounce back and forth between the items and the receipt. "Have a nice day, sir," he says, handing me back the receipt and skulking away. A cashier runs outside. "You followed the wrong guy, idiot!" I smile.
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Damn, I was hoping that would help.
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